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You Might Be a Gun Nut When You...

By Jared Sellers

Constantly convert MPH into FPS.

Wonder if your kid's Red Ryder would shoot better with a Shilen barrel.

Take the same Red Ryder and chrono different brands of B-Bs to find the most consistent load.

Have worked out your drive to work as a chart showing muzzle (driveway) velocity all the way to terminal (work) impact (in 50 yard increments, of course).

Have stoned and honed the brake linkage in your car to get a better brake break.  (Had to put the pun in somewhere.)

Put a scope on your weed-eater.

Spit several times and proceed to measure the group size.

Place Hogue grips on your kitchen knives so you can have better control.

Think your computer mouse would be way better with a pistol grip.

Are building a dog-house for the new pup and think your nail gun needs a set of Hi-Viz combat sights, Novak's preferably.

Already have Novak sights on your drill.

Have night sights on order for your garden hose nozzle.

Realize that if you get a pistol grip computer mouse you'll need to order Novak sights for it.

Novak sends you personal birthday and Christmas cards 'cause of all the sights you've ordered over the years.

Build a big bore, hose fed, tripod mounted squirt gun for your kids, and to water the lawn, of course.